pulling the gonk

Male wanking. Qiute simply masturbation.

That fuckers forever pulling the gonk of himself!!

by Fountain of Knowledge July 24, 2005

Pull a Jenny

To bail on friends after making a commitment to hang out with them. Comes from the movie Forrest Gump where the character Jenny constantly bails on Forrest.

What do you mean you can't make it; come on man; don't pull a Jenny on us.

by Barry Gutler September 10, 2009

Pull a Bitch

To force someone to go out with out with someone then have the person that was asked endoctrinated into dumping person that was forced into going out with the person

"Would you go to the dance with me?"
"Sure!"

A month and a half later

"It's over!"
"Why?"
"Because Amanda told me that i should dump you!"
"??"

Thus Amanda Pull a Bitch

by Payback (I Hate You Amanda!!) April 15, 2010

Pull the goalie

When you blow your load on your partners face to form a jizz "goalie mask".

There was 1 minute left, I was about to cum in her ass but instead I HAD to pull the goalie!

by sparks40 October 8, 2009

Pulling a Donna

making people think you care but then turning around and being the cuntiest cunt in cuntland

She was Pulling a Donna so I blocked that irrelevant bitch.

by Shady_Bitch July 23, 2017

Pulling a Hillary

Pulling a Hillary Being calm, reasonable and factual in the face of blatant animosity, prejudice, and falsehood. See Secretary Clinton's performance the Benghazi hearings, October '15.

Watching the tapes of Cecile Richards appeared at the Planned Parenthood hearings, I realized she was really pulling a Hillary

by LiberalLady December 24, 2015

Pull a Sneaky

When you’re fucking with a condom and it ends up off🤷🏼 ♂️💦

If Caroline thinks I won’t Pull a Sneaky and knock her up she’s retarded

by Yolked and kinky August 31, 2018