jumpin' shit

When someone says or does something totally disagreeable. A socially acceptable

equivalent would be "oh for heaven's sake"

"Jumpin' shit, will you get off my back?"

by BD1977 September 25, 2013

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nimble shit

A crap that comes out so fast that your anus starts burning

"Holy shit that was such a nimble shit, my ass feels like a damn volcano!"

by Shittlebit October 20, 2013

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A female shithead. Tends to follow fashionable forms of nonsensical claptrap such as Oprah, psychics, astrology, etc. Often can be heard making statements implying the order of the universe is predetermined.

Jen always relates things to the Law of Attraction. She's quite a shit-twat.

by Ivan Otteronmi February 9, 2012

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Internet Shit

When people on the internet completely change something to fit there point of view because they know that most people believe anything they read on the internet. such as a Christian saying that all atheist are evil devil worshipers or when atheist say that all christians are crazy redneck republicans.

democrat: Don't vote Republican they invented aids.

idiot: oh shit man i didnt know that ill stay away from that.

idiots friend: naw man dont believe that, its just internet shit!

Republican: Don't vote Democrat they forcew you to be there slaves!

idiot: oh shit man i didnt know that ill stay away from that.

idiots friend: naw man dont believe that, its just internet shit!

by blackstookmybike June 17, 2012

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Shit Processor

psychologyst or a friend who acts as such. A person who you can go to to dump all your emotional clusterfuck and they will process it and lay it out for you in a clear manner.

My friend is a shit processor. Everyone goes to her when the shit hits the fan.

by burn_the_comfort_blanket December 30, 2011

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