John Harrolson

An incredibly horny man. Derived from the song "John Harrolson, John Harrolson" which tells the story of a perverted soldier.

Man 1: Hey, did that guy just cheat on a 10/10?
Man 2: Yeah, he's just a John Harrolson.

by Stonewallism November 5, 2018

friar john haircut

The haircut know as a tonsure.
As seen by everyone who watched romeo and juliet in hight school (Not the leonardo one)

Hahaha, that guy's haircut looks like friar John - He's got a friar John haircut,
"Oi, Friar John, come over her and show us your awesome haircut".

by Snh88 February 27, 2020

bubbly johns

a homemade bong made out of a water bottle

mon do bubbly johns in falls tn xx

by bigwilly42069 April 11, 2023

John

John is a fat cunt that try’s to sell sweets at school he is blond and doesn’t get any girls at all. he sit and plays his computer all day. He sucks dick because he is gay. He is also really bad a shinty.

Hannah the prostitute and needed John for business and money

by Gamer_goat1987 October 23, 2019

Stuttering John

A difficult, short, drunken man; whose claim to fame is being featured on the Uncle Rico podcast.

"A little hobbit is outside yelling at the neighbor's house... it's Stuttering John."

by TheAstrocreeper☆ December 28, 2024

john cena

nothing is there

i ain’t cena thing 🙄 get it like john cena

by bigbootybiych July 1, 2021

John Allen

A sexual reference

That was soo john allen

by Chomper14253 August 13, 2024