Have a bowl, Mr. Squidward

What an anthropomorphic crab says before chucking an oversized bowl of food at an anthropomorphic squid

Mr. Krabs: HAVE A BOWL, MR. SQUIDWARD
*shatter sfx*
Squidward: ow

by AlexEpikPlayz May 31, 2025

Blow the bowl

You use this phrase to announce the fact that youre about to take a shit and probably a vicious one, hence "blowing" it up like hiroshima and nagisaki.

Bro: Yo dude im about to blow the bowl, brb.

Dude: Ok bro, take a dookie on society.

Bowl: Chya! im in it for the nookie!

by Snoochie boochie noochies June 1, 2025

English spag bowl

When you use the intestines as a dildo/flashlight

"YO bro I did a crazy English spag bowl with this girl past night"

by Skibidi toilet camera man September 12, 2025

Sweeten the salad bowl

Literally, adding anything sweet (ie: sugar, chocolate syrup, caramel, etc) to your partner's anus before you lick it.

Rhonda has a bit of a boil right around her butthole so I had to sweeten the salad bowl before I went down on her.

by Doomed Paul September 16, 2025

Georgian cereal bowl

When a female defecates and urinated in a male's mouth and then proceeds to serve it out on thanksgiving breakfast with a ladle

Oh man last night i got a Georgian cereal bowl

by Diddysaucemaker.gmail.diddy September 17, 2025

Conquestor’s bowman

1. A nonchalant dreadhead that pulls all the huzz without even trying
2. A compliment of the highest tier referring to someone that’s a very cool friend

1. Wow man you’re literally conquestor’s bowman
2. How’s my conquestor’s bowman doing today?

by ConquestorBowman October 21, 2025

Birmingham Bust Bowl

When you repeatedly cum into a tissue, adding more layers like a rose, until you rip open the middle and use it as a sloppy fleshlight

"I didnt get lucky last night, so I had to do with making a Birmingham Bust Bowl"

by MegaMan_69 October 29, 2025