Dirty Breakfast

(sex move) In the morning, before you get out of bed to use the washroom or check your phone, or anything, take out our penis and perform anal sex on your partner and then as they yawn, stick your penis in their mouth.

"Don't worry about Sunday brunch, he already gave me a dirty breakfast"

Dirty Breakfast by DR_HILARTY December 23, 2025

Bovino Breakfast

A Bovino Breakfast is the act of eating a buttermilk biscuit after it has been thoroughly covered in the semen of a team, group, or association of men

Greg was so fucked up last night that he ate the wrestling team’s Bovino Breakfast

Bovino Breakfast by Flying Taco January 15, 2026

Louisiana Breakfast Bowl

A Louisiana breakfast bowl is a where your partner leaves a butt plug in there ass for 2 days and then they pull it out and you pour biscuits and gravy in their butthole and you then proceed to eat it out

I gave my cousin a Louisiana breakfast bowl last night.

Louisiana Breakfast Bowl by perk30epstein January 16, 2026

Louisiana Breakfast Bowl

A Louisiana breakfast bowl is where your partner keeps a butt plug in their ass hole for 2 days and then after they pull it out you pour biscuits and gravy in it and eat it out

My wife gave me a Louisiana breakfast bowl last night.

Louisiana Breakfast Bowl by perk30epstein January 16, 2026

Shit In Your Breakfast 

when you shit in someones breakfast; or the alternative, shit in someones kids and eat there breakfast

'Shut the fuck up! I'll Shit in your Breakfast'

Shit in your kids, kill em, force feed them breakfast then eat them.

Shit In Your Breakfast by Jakeosaurus October 20, 2008

Ben's Farewell Breakfast

An amazing event for young and old. Far more important than Gymnastics parties.

I can't come to Ben's Farewell Breakfast cause i'm totally retarded and wanna go to a kiddy gymnastic party. Wow i hate myself.

Ben's Farewell Breakfast by TheGreenHam June 16, 2010

Ham For Breakfast 

The act of being woken up by a person's bare ass on your face. Usually in the context of a college prank.

Duude, Robbie totally gave you ham for breakfast! That is disgusting!

Ham For Breakfast by MissingRab May 5, 2011