The best pirate in the entire Our Flag Means Death series. His real name is Israel Hands, (not the country). He has been shown to be in love with Edward Teach, (Blackbeard). He showed a distaste towards Stede Bonnet in the first season, but in the second season, he got along with him more. Unfortunately, my babygirl got shot and killed in the season two finale. F in the chat.
He's my babygirl. I love him. David when I catch you David when I catch you David when I catch you David when I catch you David when I catch you David when I catch you David when I catch you David when I catch you David when I catch you-
He's my babygirl. I love him. David when I catch you David when I catch you David when I catch you David when I catch you David when I catch you David when I catch you David when I catch you David when I catch you David when I catch you-
Me: "Yeah, I'm just so sad about Izzy Hands, don't talk to me for a bit.
My mom: "Okay. Stop crying about a man that is over 30 years older than you though- that's probably not healthy."
Me: "Hush."
(This was a real interaction btw)
My mom: "Okay. Stop crying about a man that is over 30 years older than you though- that's probably not healthy."
Me: "Hush."
(This was a real interaction btw)
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