Tourettes Text Sydrome is a severe condition of which a person has sudden urges to text random and innapropriate text messages to another.
" oh man, i reckon emma has a really bad case of Tourettes Text Syndrome.. "
"how come?"
"she just sent me a message saying 'what the f*&$ mother f$%^#@, im going to #$^^$& your ##%^&@ mother #%#$^% brothers #%^%&*@!"
"holy crapp.."
"yeah i know.."
"how come?"
"she just sent me a message saying 'what the f*&$ mother f$%^#@, im going to #$^^$& your ##%^&@ mother #%#$^% brothers #%^%&*@!"
"holy crapp.."
"yeah i know.."
by lhgfda February 24, 2009
Get the Tourettes Text Syndromemug. Also known as ICS. An disorder commonly seen when the porn one is downloading is downloading very slowly. The victim tries to contain his horniness by waiting until most of the video is downloaded before watching it, but ends up clicking play every time a few seconds are downloaded. This replicates one's desire to drink the small bit of water forming at the bottom of a glass of ice on a hot day, but knowing that if one waits for a little while, there will be a larger amount of water to quench one's thirst more completely.
"You need to get over your Ice Cube Syndrome. Porn is way better when you can watch it all at once instead of in little choppy segments"
by TheWrangler May 26, 2009
Get the Ice Cube Syndromemug. A terrible disease that typically effects only-children, but can occasionally strike people with siblings. It may also effect children whose parents divorce.
Symptoms include: playing mind games with members of the opposite sex, a cripling desire for instant gratification, the inability to compromise or share, and a total disregard for anyones thoughts or feelings but their own.
Symptoms include: playing mind games with members of the opposite sex, a cripling desire for instant gratification, the inability to compromise or share, and a total disregard for anyones thoughts or feelings but their own.
Example 1: Man, that girl is such a bitch- she wouldn't even spare a square! She has the worst case of only child syndrome I've ever seen!
Example 2: My boss has the worst case of only child syndrome ever! Every time I do something good he finds a way to slam me down just so he can feel better about himself.
Example 2: My boss has the worst case of only child syndrome ever! Every time I do something good he finds a way to slam me down just so he can feel better about himself.
by Andy Locoweed July 28, 2008
Get the Only Child Syndromemug. when an actor plays a teenager, despite being in his or her 30's; taken from Gabrielle Carteris from "Beverly Hills 90201"
Who are they following? That actor is obvioussly 35! He can't play a 15-year-old. That is Gabrielle Carteris Syndrome!
by Guy Fontana April 28, 2007
Get the gabrielle carteris syndromemug. When one person comes up with a hip or politically correct sounding statement, and others who hear them start changing their thought process and then repeating the statement for the rest of their lives.
Person 1 " I don't celebrate thanksgiving because it's just a reminder of how we slaughtered the native americans.
Person 2 (Hears the statement and then in an effort to seem more politically correct than others, does the same. When in actuality, Person 2 would have loved celebrating it.)
Classic Hippie Theory Syndrome
Person 2 (Hears the statement and then in an effort to seem more politically correct than others, does the same. When in actuality, Person 2 would have loved celebrating it.)
Classic Hippie Theory Syndrome
by qwwerty6 November 24, 2011
Get the Hippie Theory Syndromemug. Otherwise known as KIPLINGITIS. The body compulsively attracts all cake within a mile radius and stores it in special grease pouches developed in the stomach, buttocks, thighs, bingo wings and ankles. Vanessa Feltz is a celebrity sufferer of this condition. Indeed, such is her ability to retain mountains of cake that her name has been lent to the more acute form of the disease known as FELTZISM (See FAT FUCKS IN THE MEDIA).
"It was tragic, she had severe Cake Retention Syndrome - It was a bit like looking at a Battenburg in a tracksuit."
"The Kiplingitis caused the thighs to chaff sufficiently for spontaneous combustion to occur. The smell of baked goods could be discerned for several miles."
"The Kiplingitis caused the thighs to chaff sufficiently for spontaneous combustion to occur. The smell of baked goods could be discerned for several miles."
by Dr. Goatfondler October 12, 2011
Get the Cake Retention Syndromemug. From FAP + carPAL TUNNEL SYNDROME.
Getting a strained wrist from working a computer mouse with one hand (e.g., to download porn), and jacking self off with the other. It's generally the lower of the two wrists that develops the syndrome first.
Getting a strained wrist from working a computer mouse with one hand (e.g., to download porn), and jacking self off with the other. It's generally the lower of the two wrists that develops the syndrome first.
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"Jed says his right (left) wrist hurts."
"Probably poor ergonomic design at his workstation. He's wanked himself into a case of Fappal Tunnel Syndrome. Someone get a crowbar and pry him off that computer. Sheesh!"
"Jed says his right (left) wrist hurts."
"Probably poor ergonomic design at his workstation. He's wanked himself into a case of Fappal Tunnel Syndrome. Someone get a crowbar and pry him off that computer. Sheesh!"
by al-in-chgo March 20, 2011
Get the fappal tunnel syndromemug.