Jesus Eyes

A person in the 7th grade that likes to stare at burritos like they are jusus

Me: Oh my gosh Ellie Carter is totally Jesuseyeing that burrito

Ellie: Totally!!
Me: We should nickname him jesus eyes!

by Jesuseye's best friend February 04, 2017

Opp Eyes

When you’re always on the look out for an opp or someone who could potentially be working amongst the opposition.

“Yo who tf is that over there, sorry I have opp eyes”

by KrazyKing April 11, 2022

eye kissing

like eye sex, but not in a sexual tension way.

girl one: did you SEE how much eye kissing was happening between them?! i SOOOO ship them..

by TJLCASDFBNJAUYTGBHXNJK April 29, 2024

Eye Wallpaper

That weird shit you see when you shut your eyes for a long time or you press your hands against your eyes

John: "Oh Shit dude dont do acid"
Tom: "Why the fuck not this tab was expensive"
John: "Ill teach you how to get the "Eye Wallpapers"
Tom: "Fuck off" *swallows acid"

by gangrate July 20, 2015

Mischievous eyes

Nico pike Baird

He looks like mischievous eyes

by Eltonprawn May 28, 2022

Eye Dentist

A spiteful name for ophthalmologists used by real doctors who are bitter that they work more arrrs.

*spitty lisping* Oh, so you're not a "real doctor" you're an eye dentist *spits*
Is that arrrs or hours? Both.

by babypiratesnapchat2 May 12, 2024

Noodle Eyes

When a fine girl’s eyes sting as if she got hot noodle water in her eyes.

“Bae I think I have noodle eyes!!”

by DonTheSauceGod July 17, 2022