dry your eyes

stop yer damn complainin!

-eeek! i just broke a nail!
-oh dry your eyes, they're fake anyway...

by chunky November 5, 2003

Cool your jets

Relax.

Calm down.

Don't get excited.

Just in case you UD kiddies forgot, this is virtual reality. Things aren't always what they seem. There are trolls everywhere; including the UD admins that love to toy with you because they have your basic information acquired from your email and IP address. Are you assuming the worst in your BFs, GFs, or BFFs? If so, cool your jets. When there's a nerd that you love to hate because you assume they stabbed you in the back (and the front), think again. They might actually be a true friend that's tried their damnest to have your back (to no avail), but since there's life outside of the internet, stuff slips through the cracks. Have mercy! :D

by walking on eggshells October 10, 2013

ants in your vagina

americanised recent slang with similar meaning as "sand in the vagina".

one who has 'ants in the vagina' is one who complains about non-consequential stuff.
and/or
one who is being overly crabby and pissy.

"omg wtf it is so early, i cannot wake up, and i had bad dreams and it is cold and ...

"stop whining like a little girl, and let's finish loading the car ... and if you don't take care of the ants in your vagina, then i am dipping out and you'll be on your own.

by oliveralbq January 27, 2012

your fly is open

what your gf/friend tell u when u had a huge boner, but they dont want to say it outloud-or- when your zipper of your pants is open

jone: damn that girl is hot
kyle:dude your fly is open
jone:no it isnt...oooh ok thnx dude what if that girl came me and saw my bone

by skooldance November 3, 2008

dippin your trunk

sitting at a bar or local tavern drinking beer or alcohol beverages. In similar fashion to elephants all going to the watering hole and inserting their trunks in the water to drink

i drove past brunner's tavern and saw you sitting at the bar dippin your trunk

by Turk Bondura September 11, 2009

wear your boobs

when you aren't quite sure what to wear out on a date, or out with your friends, or to your next big event...so you work what you have and wear a really low cut top or something with lots of cleavage to distract men from what you're wearing.

"OMG, Karen...what the HELL am I going to wear to the bar on Friday?"
"Screw it. It's hot out. Wear your boobs."

by tamtamcracker September 25, 2009

Wixing Your Mords

When you accidentally mix up consanants of one word with the other in a sentence that sound like real words but totally alter the original meaning

Examples:

"I'm crappy to bring hackers if you're making soup."
"There you go wixing your mords again."

Oh, I better bring my proper shoes when I go cock riming this weekend...Oh I'm so embarrased, I'm mixing my words again!

by Dennypeg March 26, 2010