Temporal Penis 

A penis that exists and enters the space-time continuum at set intervals. Viewed as a god by certain cults, who often give it blood sacrifices on the spot during its arrival.

Sandy was worried she would be a virgin forever, but a temporal penis appeared in her room.

Temporal Penis by Lover of Cavemen February 22, 2022

Communism Penis 

A penis, but it's not your, its everyone's

Your penis? No, no, OUR penis. Communism penis, its simple.

Communism Penis by River is God February 25, 2022

Cadens Penis 

Very big and has girth, fantastic. If you meet a caden, suck their dick, you’ll probably gag though.

Caden: suck my dick, it’s cadens penis
Person: no I’ll gag!!!!

Cadens Penis by CranberryJuice6979 June 3, 2022

My Penis 

It is extremely big and much bigger than yours. It has a bigger bridge, and a much wider tip.

Uncle Steve likes to play with My Penis

My Penis by SillyGooseBoy4 June 9, 2022

Poopy Penis 

when your penis gets dark brown tootsie roll colored feces on it after penetrating the anal orifice

Marcy gave me poopy penis and it was so bad. Looked like a tootsie roll flopping around in my bed

Poopy Penis by Never not doing it October 14, 2022

State Penis 

State Penis. More sexy then Tricycle Penis Boat. Its a gender. Very, VERY sexy. Holy shit thats fucking sexy .. goddamn!

"Hey bro I think I'm State Penis."

"Me too. BESTIES!! #SLAY!!!!"

State Penis by ImGayButGay October 24, 2022

discombobulated penis

a penis that is very chubby and bends in multiple directions

" did you hear Ben has a discombobulated penis?"

discombobulated penis by max bristow March 1, 2023