Shit Soda

When someone mixes 3 or more sodas together to make the cup look like it's filled with shit water, and having a semi good taste, and none of your friends enjoying what you just did.

Guy1: Go fill up the soda Guy2.

Guy2: *mixes Mtn Dew, Pepsi, and Dr. Pepper together*

Guy1: C'mon not Shit Soda again!

by McConfusing September 13, 2012

Shit For Tit

Giving nothing, or something much lesser then what is given to you. Comes from a woman giving a guy sexual pleasure, and he giving nothing back.

"Dude I'll trade you my sandwich for those cookies."
"Man, thats shit for tit."

Also can be said and/or is related to shit for your tit

by K-Yarn December 6, 2012

Shit nah

An exclamation exclaimed when the exclaimer declines something he or she believes is shit.

Synonyms: Hell nah, fuck nah, nah, no.
Antonyms: Yes.

Query: You wanna wash the dishes?
Response: Shit nah!

by Memobook September 19, 2012

Shit Ton

A large amount of sometheng. This adjective is used to express a mild amount of weight contrary to the fuck ton. The piss ton is a smaller unit

Man dude this weighs a shit ton

by THeCUteEMoBOy August 3, 2013

The Shit Shack

A local ice cream establishment in Bayville, NJ. Known for it's shitty service and ice cream. The ice cream is often the culprit for massive amounts of diarrhea and food poisoning.

"Dude how are you feeling?!"

"Not good man. I went to the Shit Shack last night and my diarrhea exploded."

by Jeremy Scrogan August 5, 2013

shit parachute

using a bundle of toilet paper to quiet one's shit while in a public restroom.

Sally: "I really need to take a shit, but I don't want to use the public restroom. Everyone will hear me."

Frank: "No worries. Just make a shit parachute for it."

by FreeTupac August 27, 2013

shit envy

Severe constipation. It causes anger and jealousy watching your friends leave for the bathroom, knowing you still cannot. You're stomach swells to the size of the Hindenburgh, and yet still nothing happens. Thoughts of resulting to use of a trowel or explosives come to mind.

"That guy has taken a dump three times today ... I've got some serious shit envy going on"!

by Dr. Noe August 30, 2013