My phone flew to my left/right hand

Used when someone sees something attractive online so they switch their phone to their non dominant hand so they can use their dominant hand to masturbate. Used mostly in comment sections

*miguel o hara edit plays*

commenter: The way my phone flew to my left/right hand

by jabberwokey October 11, 2023

oil hand

Typically a person with a bigger than life personality. One who is Stronger, faster and better at everything. You don't have to work in the oil field to be a hand. They are everywhere!

Oil hand! why are your jeans tucked inside your boots?!

Oil hand! why do your Truck tires cost more than the truck?!

Oil Hand! you are Loud and very proud

by Bamafan December 19, 2013

hand model

A person who intentionally takes a selfie of their hand in another persons selfie so that their presence will be known to another person who might be lurking

Ivan the hand model appeared in his new girlfriends instagram selfie earlier today

by niallernomi October 20, 2015

Hand down

For the whole squad

Nah don't fuck wit her she a hand down

by Imnot.Monie August 8, 2022

Second Hand Smooching

The act of kissing a girl that has kissed another dude.

"Yall niggas be Second hand smooching

by kelby said the n word for me February 4, 2019

Fat Hands

A big stinky band from Pennsylvania. They rub their big cheesy hands all over instruments, and spread a message of love and protected sex to young, likeminded individuals.

Fat Hands is going to fuck this shit up.

by SapBoy May 19, 2018

The Spengi Hand

The Spengi Hand describes the act of a notorious lecher, who fiercly rubs his dirty unwashed hand at the mons veneris of an illuminated fat ugly girl. The Spengi Hand is mostly performed in public crowded places, such as bars or clubs, where the notorious lecher easily can find compliant attendees for his perverted craving.

Random drunk guy at a bar: What the fuck is this bald dude in the corner doing over there?
Another drunk guy: Hala tze gaha bu.

Random drunk guy: Are you a fucking retard? I don´t understand a fucking word.

The other guy: Sorry, I just ate a Biscotti Wiscotti. It´s hard to talk with it in the mouth. I think this guy is doing a The Spengi Hand.

Random drunk guy: O Lord The Spengi Hand! I´m sad now.
The other guy: Me too.

by BiscottiWiscotti March 15, 2018