by JakeWake1 March 15, 2023
Get the Side eyemug. When someone finds a wad of something and then sticks it in their eyeball thinking that will help with their vision.
I just stuck a wad of wood in my eyeball and now I have wad eye. I'm so fucking stupid, why on earth did I do that... NOW I HAVE SPLINTERS IN MY MOTHERFUCKING EYEBALLS! GOD FUCKING DAMN IT!
by Secret Person 2007 February 8, 2023
Get the Wad Eyemug. by Rocksteddy January 22, 2009
Get the Bloke-Eyesmug. Perma tiddie eyes is when you constantly see tiddies through your eyes, and all you think of is tiddies, such a hard and shity feeling.
Jimmy-Fuck bro I have the perma tiddie eyes again
Brad-Fuck bro I had them last week, only way I got it to go was by grabbing some tiddies from my girlfriend
Jimmy-Ugh I wish I could get tiddies
Brad-Fuck bro I had them last week, only way I got it to go was by grabbing some tiddies from my girlfriend
Jimmy-Ugh I wish I could get tiddies
by Tiddie Man May 24, 2018
Get the perma tiddie eyesmug. A cute way of referring to pink eye. Specifically used when contracted after your eye come in contact with your partners butthole hairs. Commonly occurs when eating a woman's pussy from behind.
"Did you shower after dropping that deuce? Or did we do the nasty medieval style? No? I wished you would have warned me cause I think you gave me tootie eye. At least use wet wipes next time. Tootie eye is serious business."
by Capt'n save-a-ho March 7, 2018
Get the tootie eyemug. Deriving from the similar sounding German term 'gazunti' said when a person sneezes, cunt eye is the phenomenon where the penis or fingers of a male are inside of the female genitalia when she sneezes.
by Cunt eye man May 9, 2018
Get the Cunt eyemug. by Nathan Wall March 31, 2009
Get the Whispering Eyemug.