screen eyes

when you're staring at a screen to close and for a long time that when overtime you close them in burns.

Person 1: I can't fall asleep
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: because of my screen eyes

by TheWatterBottle July 26, 2017

Cardinal's Eye

The cardinal's eye is a condition gained by men when sounding with rough items. The tip of the man's penis will become inflamed around the urethral opening. Weeping from the cardinal's eye is an occasional side effect of rough treatment of delicate parts.

I've got a terrible case of the Cardinal's Eye, doctor, can I get a tube of knob creme, please?

by Sqrd July 5, 2020

Arab eye goggles

The act of placing each of one's balls over someone's eyes, making sure to get each ball on on an individual eye.

Last night I gave her the old Arab eye goggles before blasting off.

by Eaglebones666 October 25, 2023

sui eyes

The emptiness in the eyes of someone who once had principles but has nihilistically ended their own soul ("sui") to no longer have the spirit or values they once had.

Coined in 2025 by Elephant Graveyard, retired for the original person it referred to, but exists beyond him.

I used to like him, but I stared into his sui eyes when he interviewed Peter Thiel for four hours and didn't answer any questions about Palantir and I couldn't do it any more.

by jiggyshawa October 10, 2025

whispering eye

another name for the vagina

"He found himself staring directly into her whispering eye."

by msjangelgrl March 30, 2009

darryls eyes

When the eyes point outward, and the sidewalks come to fruition, you know you're having a Darryl Moment. Living at the New York City Tenement Museum, Darryl can't see the middle. If asked if he sees the glass half full or half empty, he says "What glass, I don't see shit!"

Damn, you can only see sidewalks, must be having a darryls eyes

by pornchub February 7, 2017

Whispering/Third eye

Vagina

I miss your whispering/third eye

by Seighten January 6, 2021