Joe Bucket

Joe Bucket also goes under the alias "Grandpa Joe". Some of you may know him from Willy Wonka and others may know him as "You mean the guy whos legs were out of service for 21 years?" Then decided to fuckin Un-Walt Jr himself and partake in his Assbang filthy grandson's Chocolate Factory field trip. Joey Buckz is a piece of shit. Don't be a joey Buckz.

What? he cut his legs off and was walking on invisible stilts? Sounds a little fishy Todd. Did you tell Tanner?
Tanner: Oh I heard all about it man! My turtle said he saw JB perform a toe loop, flip, lutz triple axle in his filthy fuckin jam packed single room occupant shit hole he calls home.
Carter: oh dam, ya'll talking about that big brown bucket? I took a dump in that the other day and left it next to Charlies window.
Tanner: UH, no dude, we're talking about Joe Bucket, that twink charlies grandpa.
Carter: Don't tell anyone but the reason why I pulled A Joe Bucket yesterday and didnt show up was because I snuck into JBs Shitshack and I brushed my asshole with his toothbrush.

by ShuffleTits October 6, 2022

Jumpin Joe Mad

spastic athiest comes off hinges after hours of debating xians.

Evi went Jumpin Joe Mad after trying to get a reasonable answer about female masturbation and sin.

by Kill your god November 19, 2010

joe

“joe” Meaning too friendly

Example: Your being joe as fuck why u all on his dick like that…

Example 2: Your way too joe for me..

by zoedie215 June 4, 2022

Joe mama

your mama Joe mama

joe mama is fat

by joe mama lover June 15, 2021

joe

who is joe?

Hey whos joe?
I don't know.

by sexy sempai October 27, 2021

Pulled a Joe

Acting very weird. That includes constantly hitting on people that show 0 interest in you. joe13wya

“this fake canadian just pulled a joe!!”
“he’s half arab half canadian, he pulled a joe!!”

by ahmed69420 September 16, 2022

Joe Jerk Off

A variation of "Joe Schmoe", this term is used for someone who inserts their opinion when not asked. Additionally, this person thinks they know what they're talking about, even though they have no experience or knowledge on most subject being discussed. You might say a Joe Jerk Off is a member of the Peanut Gallery.

Guy #1: Do you hear this guy talking about shit he knows nothing about?
Guy #2: Yeah, he's a real Joe Jerk Off

by ImAGorilla69 March 16, 2022