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NATIONAL FEED BLACK PEOPLE CEREAL DAY

feed your favorite black person some cereal today on September 28th if you are not a POC. WHY you may ask because reparations need to be made one way or another.
hey did you know today is "national feed black people cereal day".

only racist don't feed black people cereal on "national feed black people cereal day ".
by yourfavoriteblack September 28, 2022
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National Big Fat Moose Pussy Day

Falls on the date January 1st
National Big Fat Moose Pussy Day is to celebrate the gworls with a gigantic bulge like pussy. The appreciation of this day stems from the girl with the fattest moose pussy, Chloe. We want to honor the gworls on this day and if you know someone with a big fat moose pussy, please cash app her $5 on this glorious day.
“ Oh today is National Big Fat Moose Pussy Day? Damn i need to cash app her $5…”
“National Big Fat Moose Pussy Day, got me missing my old girl Chloe!”
by ang3licluvr July 1, 2022
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December 12 national lose a spoon day

Celebrated on December 12 when you drop a spoon and can’t find it when trying to make fucking cereal and cake on FaceTime
You- (drops spoon)
Friend- yo! It’s december 12 national lose a spoon day Did you lose your spoon?
You- yea... and I can’t find it damn it
by Panicathemcr1 December 14, 2019
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April 23rd

You whip out your dick infront of your crush, sibling or friend on April 23rd
It’s national whip out your dick day you guys
by Steven Hawking101 May 29, 2018
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National Grab-some-more Ass Day

A tradition celebrated every April 12th, National Grab-some-more Ass Day is a national holiday that recognizes the asses that weren’t grabbed on National Grab Ass Day. So go out there, grab some more ass, grab the same ass, and celebrate your country’s achievements like a true patriot.
Tony: Hey John, did you grab Jessica’s ass yesterday?
John: Yea, of course I did, it was National Grab Ass Day.
Tony: Well c’mon, grab it again, it’s National Grab-some-more Ass Day
by Donald Skin May 25, 2018
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Sep 3 national blueberry popsicle day

We’re everyone one needs to eat just blueberry popsicles or else you’ll be sentence to death so have fun .
by Kaiden Paul Shawyer hi Elias September 2, 2021
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National kick a boy named Jacob day

November 19th is National Kick a boy named Jacob day. Any kid named Jacob, kick them.
Random person:“Hey Jacob it’s National kick a boy named Jacob day
Jacob: “uh oh..”
by Skskmoto November 18, 2019
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