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Text your eyes off

The modern day communication equivalent to "Talk your ears off." To say that you've been sending so many text messages or such a long text that the person's eyes reading it will figuratively fall off.
"So anyway, sorry to text your eyes off, but that's what I've been feeling."

"Holy shit, you sure know how to text someone's eyes off!"
by ahrefodiggsy March 17, 2012
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Clam-Shell Eyes

when your eyes become extremely squinty and a little swollen after smoking marijuana, each resembling a tiny clam
Sally gets the worst clam-shell eyes when she smokes, they look so much like little clams !
by blurrryvision September 4, 2012
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Habanero of the eye

When a hooker rides your face and 24-48 hours later your eyes are crusted over and burning as if they have been rubbed with habanero peppers.
I hooked up with that chick last night and she gave me habanero of the eye.

The odds of catching habanero of the eye go up when in Las Vegas.
by TuffLikeTubbs June 26, 2012
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C.G.Eyebrows

When a woman or man with no eyebrow hair Has replaced their brow with a replica produced by drawing with a variety of tools.
Hey did you guys see Amanda today? She totally has C.G.Eyebrows, they are so fake.
by Mike litteris October 20, 2017
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Fetty Wap Eyes

When you have to poop real bad while driving and your eyes roll back like Fetty Wap’s eye.
I’m sorry officer I didn’t see the stop sign due to my Fetty Wap eyes.
by DPforreal February 25, 2019
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Kiss Of The Brown-Eyed Girl

When a lover removes his anus and touches it to his significant-other's forehead. This ritual can be done either out of love or aggression. A little known fact is that this ritual inspired Van Morrison to write a song with it's namesake.
My girlfriend was being annoying so I gave her the "Kiss Of The Brown-Eyed Girl"
by DaBrochachos July 7, 2019
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puppy dog eyes emoji

when you wanna say please or when someone is being cute
someone says i love you and you don't know how to answer but you are touched: *insert puppy dog eyes emoji*
by reaching out hand emoji December 17, 2019
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