fart-narc

A fart-narc is a friend who will share unfavourable stories about you, usually in order to bring other people together.

More simply a fart-narc is a friend who will narc your farts.

“I love Tim but is the worst fart-narc we know. Don’t tell him your business or he’s gonna make you sound five times worse to anyone who will hear it.”

by Yackitol November 7, 2022

CUM FART

A CUM FART IS WHERE YOU CUM INSIDE OF SOMEONE AND THEN LATER THEY FART IT ALL OUT

MUMM JIMY MADE ME HAVE A CUM FART

by MrOozer August 2, 2021

Fart tube

a tube that you insert into your anus to silently and stealthily release farts without alerting anyone throughout the day. invented by an unknown, unhinged, beautiful man in a terrible state of mind.

man 1: Jesus christ whats that utter fucking stench?!?!
man 2: oh thats not me
man 1: thank god its not you
man 1s thoughts: thank god i bought the fart tube

by NyxAalonan August 16, 2023

mega brain fart

When you have the motivation to do something useful after work, only for you to sit down and play video games and whine about how little time you have to do something useful every day.

Negrito: I know I said I’d do it after work, but I’m tired right now and I think I deserve to nap.
George: What the mega brain fart was that? Get up and do the dishes, laundry, cooking, plumbing, lighting, cleaning, kitchen, bathroom, and universe right now young man.
Negrito: *depressed*

by ☆★Midas★☆ February 21, 2024

Fate fart

The greatest sign that two people should be together, is when they fart simultaneously in harmony.

Did you smell that? Jime and Lauren just fate farted.

by Tealybop May 30, 2022

fart nugget

when somebody is a bitch ass shithead (im talking to you gritigle)

that shitter over there is a fart nugget

by insaniotary February 27, 2024

frenzy fart arena

the art of one man farting in the mouth of another man infected with AIDS and the infected person needing to guess what the other man has eaten while high on ketamine

i cant wait to have a frenzy fart arena with you

by commanderveinycok December 2, 2025