by SkankMaster February 15, 2012
Breaking wind repeatedly and noisily.
Father's triple portion of baked beans washed down with half a crate of Mexican beer resulted in a terrific 'trumpet involuntary', and Mother complained that he was farting like the Barber's Cat.
by Muriel De Vinney June 23, 2022
färt ˈvôrˌteks
Noun
After passing gas in bed, a pocket of air is manually created under the blankets (usually by lifting up a leg). Upon collapsing the blanket and pocket of air, a small exit tunnel is positioned towards you face for a full sensory experience.
Noun
After passing gas in bed, a pocket of air is manually created under the blankets (usually by lifting up a leg). Upon collapsing the blanket and pocket of air, a small exit tunnel is positioned towards you face for a full sensory experience.
by Cryosleeping February 01, 2020
by Triskin June 18, 2022
A thicksweaty slow-moving shockwave. A fart so spicy and powerful it makes your nose itch and quiver. Sencing the odor will make you turn your head instantly. A Hungarian fart has the ability to wake someone from the dead. Tendencies of smelling like goulasch and leaving its vitctims unconscious.
"Damn Lucas Bontidean can you go one lesson without rippin a hungarian fart!?"
"It smelled so bad during enlgish last week, I thought it was the sewers. -dawg it was just Lucas lettin it rip!"
"It smelled so bad during enlgish last week, I thought it was the sewers. -dawg it was just Lucas lettin it rip!"
by Danskekög42069 November 28, 2023
"Fart me down daddy"
by DemonLordDefinition August 29, 2023
a tube that you insert into your anus to silently and stealthily release farts without alerting anyone throughout the day. invented by an unknown, unhinged, beautiful man in a terrible state of mind.
man 1: Jesus christ whats that utter fucking stench?!?!
man 2: oh thats not me
man 1: thank god its not you
man 1s thoughts: thank god i bought the fart tube
man 2: oh thats not me
man 1: thank god its not you
man 1s thoughts: thank god i bought the fart tube
by NyxAalonan August 16, 2023