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Blue Falcon

The act of getting emotionally and romantically invested in one of your high school teachers, can also be used as the code-name for said teacher.
"I heard Cheyenne Blue Falconed the new biology teacher"
"So me and Blue Falcon met after class and 'talked' about my 'quiz', he might be willing to change it."
by Jett_Fart October 5, 2015
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snooze blues

I tossed and turned. I had a nightmare. I had the snooze blues.
by Ereck Flowers November 20, 2018
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Blue

blue is someone you haven't known for a long time but they're your comfort person
you feel safe and comfortable with them.
they make you very happy
"she's his blue"
by alyxxssa August 11, 2022
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blue platypus

Blue Platypus:
A Blue Platypus, often shortened to "bp," is someone who can truly be described as a god. They don't get the recognition they deserve, and they can do everything so much better than anyone else. You basically can't talk back to them, they're just that good.
Person 1: Yo dude, the Eagles suck. The Patriots so had that!
Person 2: Man if I were on the Patriots, I would carry them to victory. I'm so much better than Tom Brady but no one realizes it!
Person 1: Sure you are, you Blue Platypus.
Person 2: That's a good thing, right?
by Cidius February 5, 2018
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Blue

A Person who talks shit behind your back, yet can't talk about you to your face.
That dumbass is such a blue!!!
by asdbgadiofngvadl May 5, 2010
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Blue Meatloaf

The state of sexual desperation where a man would be willing to have intercourse with the most unpleasant looking vagina on earth. Combining the elements of blue balls and a vagina that looks like a meatloaf. Often used when female dommes keep their submissive men in chastity for so long, they would no longer care how they orgasmed.
No, I can’t let Fred out of his chastity cage tonight, because he’s blue meatloafing right now and I don’t have any rope to tie him down.
by Alana Riverwood May 13, 2022
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Kentucky Blue Ass

When a well-endowed person slaps another person's ass so much that it severely bruises. *Not to be confused with a Kentucky Slide Dick-in.*
"I'd love to show Lyle Lovett a thing or two about Kentucky Blue Ass."
by Nordine October 20, 2021
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