bright parking

The act of forcing a group of people around to someone elses house, whilst not actually turning up themselves.

Man, Jerry is such a dick. He's bright parking Tom's house tonight. I hope it's a cool party, but still...

by Talatat March 20, 2011

theme-parked

An exceedingly sanitized, controlled setting that rings false

VISITOR: Dude, what happened to all of the strip clubs, hookers and street musicans in the Times Square area? This look likes a shopping center mall!

RESIDENT:The strip clubs, hookers and street musicans were theme-parked out of existence...

by 415man94102 April 20, 2011

Wise-Parker Rule of Three

A misperception of the amount of time passed in someone else's company. Typically, the time dilation is by a factor of 3, however, it may be less with less intense feelings.

Guy: WHAT its already 3 oclock? We've been been together for three hours already?? Its only felt like one.
Girl: Wow, we are awesome. We just validated the Wise-Parker Rule of Three!

by Muchacho 1 June 20, 2011

Keyboard Parkinson's

A disease transmitted electronically that affects, almost exclusively, young, immature females. It is characterized by repetition of (usually) the last letter of random words in a message, as if the infected does not have good motor control. Most often seen in texts and on Facebook.

Girl: "omggg i saw Justin Bieberrrrrrrr!!! (:"
Guy: "It looks like you have Keyboard Parkinson's, you should get that checked out."

by baconmeister July 14, 2011

Southern Parking

(n) This is the local garage in your local area ghetto (ghettos not available in all areas. aka, the upperclass.) This local garage consists of one fat white boy and 30 skinny negros all in wife beaters (typically stained a blood red,) where your lost car can be found within 24 hours of being "lost" and after this period, disappears yet again, only to be found in peices in another Southern Parking.

Bobby "Aye bro, I think I ran into your car the other day, some crazy negro was working on it in this shop on the southside."

Jimbo "God damnit. Your shittin' me right? They wasn't at one of them southern parking shops was they?"

Bobby "Da fuck you saying Jimbo?"

Jimbo "I sayin you a fuckin returd Bobby. Them southern park niggers are insane."

Bobby "Oh."

Jimbo "Fuck you."

by JimbosBobbyBill September 30, 2011

faculty parking game

A reference to the business of doing something amazing, normally at the expense of someone else. Can also mean the entire thug lifestyle.

There's no mercy in the faculty parking game.

by DankHo January 10, 2012

a parking ticket

an unpleasant surprise

a white Roman Catholic family in a mainly WASP (White Anglo Saxon Protestant) neighborhood comes home from church to find the words "alieni ite domum" (latin phrase meaning strangers go home/strangers are not welcome" scratched into the wood of their front door.

the father, upon seeing this, says: ah those Confederists again. What a parking ticket. i guess we'll just have to repair the damage, or maybe even repaint the door.

by Sexydimma January 29, 2012