John Rafael

John Rafael is daks

You're so John Rafael it hurts.

by Jeremiah Sanchez November 23, 2021

john sohl

john sohl is CRAZY but kind to the ones close to him he finds love in creativity and admires that. john is selfish but selfless at the same time he is determined to make it in life and never let the ones he loves worry.

john sohl is driven to achieve.

by funnysomeone October 30, 2019

Donald John Trump

One thing about Trump…

His name fits him perfectly:

Demented

Orange
Neurotic

Asinine

Lying

Dickhead

Jerkoff

Obstinate
Horrible
Neo-Nazi

Toxic

Rude

Useless
Moronic

Putz

“Do you not know what Donald John Trump’s name fully means? Don’t? Here’s the answer.”

by IAmTheOneWhoShits December 13, 2024

Donald John Trump

The 45th and 47th President of The United States. Best president since Reagan and will make America Great again. Sworn in on Jan 20. 2017 when no one thought he could win the 2016 election against Hilary Clinton but he did. He later lost in 2020 to (currently) the worst president of the U.S Joe Biden. He then later made a historic come back in 2024 against Crooked Joe's VP Kamala Harris. He was sworn in along with his VP J.D Vance on Jan.20 2025 leading a Republican controlled House and Senate. He will leave office on Jan.20 2029. He plans to end the war in Ukraine and Gaza, plans to deport illegal immigrants (NOT LEGAL IMMIGRANTS), plans to take away trans rights (👍 ), hits the YMCA dance, and much more!! Enjoy your cheap gas and grocery's everyone and have a great day! Oh, and btw he will make you orange.

Mr Trump get down!!! -Some random ahh Secret Service guy on July 13, 2024.

Donald John Trump just mad a big ahh comeback on Nov.5

by Poli-dicks January 16, 2025

tropical john

A passionate pineapple full of sweet juices, harvested from the flavor mines of the deep Congo. This is a very controversial issue as child labor extensively used, hence the name john

Make me a beautiful symphony of smoothie flavors with a tropical John

by Mikachu April 26, 2015

John Tring

A name for someone who says a lot of slurs that they cannot reclaim, and makes new ones for new minorities.

Person A: "Can't stand these fucking clankers"
Person B: "Wow, you're a real John Tring!"

by benn lujdlhyfthbnow the real November 25, 2024

Don't Wake Up The John

a slang used to refer to a sleepy man who shall not be disturbed

My friend said to don't wake up the john aka his father otherwise he shall punish me with impunity

by WIlliam Penilecock January 02, 2023