how to get the hoes

you don't

why can't I I know how to get the hoes?

because you are on urban dictionary

by himolton April 29, 2024

hoes

girls you don't care about and you're just using them for sex

Stacy: Am I just one of your hoes Todd?
Todd: Yeah Stacy, you are just one of my hoes.

by the rizzler, za'kelle January 5, 2023

Hoe

A worthless item used for farming

Don’t neva waste your diamonds on no hoe

by Ziros December 17, 2022

Hoe

A female that has sex with multiple boys in a day, week, or month . Usually has over 10 bodies.

Erin had sex with Jordan, Jeremiah, Jalen, and Mark in one day . I heard earned 10 bodies this month . She’s a hoe.

by Asia may September 9, 2018

Sticker Hoe

/'stikər/ /hō/
noun
A Funko collector who collects Funko Pop! for ther stickers and not for the pops.

Sticker hoes are pretty much all the same. They will only collect Funko Pop! with the "proper" sticker and not a "Special Edition" sticker from Europe. Sticker hoes will also always prefer a convention sticker over a shared sticker.
Sticker hoes prefer to have a box with a million stickers; the more stickers and the less of the actual Pop! you see, the better.

Chris: Use it in a sentence Heather.
Heather: Have you seen the Cheshire Cat with a Books-a-Million exclusive, chase, flocked, and glow in the dark stickers on it? That is like the grail of all grails for any sticker hoe out there!
Chris: Sticker hoes, unite!

by TheHeardDerg June 3, 2022

Hoe

Ciara

“Dude wasn’t Ciara just with some dude? Why is she fucking with this guy now?”
“Cause she’s a hoe :/“

by Bey852 May 8, 2019

bathwater hoe

Someone who loves bathwater from typically an attractive gamer girl, and will do almost anything to get it.

Johnny: Do you like gamer girl bathwater? I love them.

Paul: What the heck Johnny? I love bathwater but I ain't no bathwater hoe.

by AxelJD December 20, 2019