shaved monkey sex

driving a monkey-shaped convertible that is clean.
shaved monkey sex is so fun on route 66.
by hoehoefromdawg September 28, 2003
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That’s my little monkey

A thing single moms say before showing someone who didn’t ask a picture of their child.
*waiting for meeting to start*
Fat Chick: That’s my little monkey *shows phone to co-worker*
Co-Worker: …
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 06, 2023
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Purple Monkey Dishwasher

When somebody reaches down their pants, rubs their hand around on their privates and brings it back up to their nose for a sniff. Usually checking to see if their balls need a cleaning before going out for the night
"Bro, did you just see that?"
"Yeah man he just purple monkey dishwashered himself, that kid is gross"
by Chuckster2020 February 05, 2010
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bohemian butt monkey

is a wierd person who just buggs u and u whant them to shut up they ware wierd odd clothes sit in the middle of a park and read with out moving for and hour or they have a duche bag mohawk and love pink so use this vary thoughful word in ur every day laguge and amaze your friends
the queer with the gay mohawk is a bohemain butt monkey!!!!
by unknown April 21, 2005
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red-turbaned monkey

A swollen, throbbing erection seeking release.
"I unleashed the red-turbaned monkey and she begged me for more!"
by Remy11 April 14, 2006
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donkey monkey stretch

The act of sexual dominance during copulation by Rob towards Gwen; hey guys 'I donkey monkey stretched Gwen last night' (high fives all round)
I'm not sure what I did with Gwen and her head phones, but we sure as hell had a donkey monkey stretch!
by Wezwez January 15, 2014
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