Johned

When someone orders food but that someone isn't there in time to pick it up.

"Goosh, I really Johned that pizza, didn't I?"

by Einerstürmf December 13, 2016

john lockamy

john lockamy a real one. solid all the way around he would never squeal. he is very lowkey so watch yo hoe. he is also a jack of all trades. he sells body oils, drives large vehicles, trains people to get their cdls, and can fix any part on a car from el camino to crown vic and even a bonnie. the kid does it all

john lockamy is that salesman !

by myniggabilly June 5, 2020

Fuck You John

when somebody you hate is named john hit em with a Fuck You John

John just nutted in my mouth. Fuck You John.

by TronityCat September 10, 2025

John Moment

When you spell something horribly

John cannot spell therefore he had a John moment

by Cumlordigan September 18, 2021

John Cena’s nightmare

Wren you hookup with a girl and don’t see her then the next morning you realize it’s a guy

I just had a John Cena’s nightmare it scared my life

by Shira November 1, 2020

John

John is a man that is a big anime fan. He is also a big fan of anime thighs and cat girls, but especially mafumafu, astolfo and tatsumaki.

John is a little bitch.

by s_ome_one QwQ January 19, 2020

john frusciante

the greatest guitarist of all time.

john frusciante playing don't forget me live

by rhcparebetterthanyou November 4, 2023