Hyperblastic nut

A nut so powerful it blows the shaft of a penis off

Man that guys in the Er from hyperblastic nut

by Mike sloth god June 11, 2018

Slim-Nutting

The art of ejaculating, pinching the tip of your penis, and saving the rest for later.

"Bro have you ever tried slim-nutting?" "Yeah man, I did on Ashley and Martha the other day"

by NuttingEtiquette June 5, 2018

poop nuts

I hate poop nuts

jimmy is so poop nuts

hate that bitch

by CookieForLyf January 23, 2024

slurp nuts

to calm down; to step away from a situation; to bring tranquility

“woah there buddy, you’re getting pretty heated. why don’t you slurp nuts?”

by GreenYogaBalls May 22, 2023

nut

my babies

i squirted nut/nutted on my 19,338 years old grandma who is still alive

by niggerger October 7, 2023

deez nuts

Ha!, goteem!

"hello, my name's deez."
"deez what?"
"DEEZ NUTS"

by anonymous May 28, 2022

No Nut November

Otherwise known as NNN, it is the god forsaken month for the majority identifying as males. No Nut November is the month in where you are not allowed to peak, nut, or ejaculate in any way for any reason. Females and those of other identifying genders may try to lure and trick you into peaking. Do NOT do it. By the laws of human nature, this is not something we should, and will not allow. WLR will help.

jordan: "that bitch bad asl bro. i outta fuck her in the ass bro."
michael: "ayoo nahh brodie it's no nut november.

jordan: "im so real 4 that tho."

by anonymous November 1, 2022