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What the tism

Online and in real life, people often make up their own catchphrases to react to confusing or ridiculous moments. For example, when someone asks a really strange question or does something that doesn’t make sense, you might want a quick, funny way to respond.
My friend started barking during class, and I was just like, “What the tism?”

Someone put mustard on a brownie at lunch — what the tism was that?

He texted me at 3 a.m. asking if fish have feelings… what the tism, bro.

The teacher tripped over nothing, and everyone froze — what the tism just happened?

I saw two kids arguing over who invented water, and I’m like, “What the tism man”
by Skyblue20199 October 18, 2025
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That's exactly what it does

A dumb whore choosing wrong DOESN'T do that... And this DOES do that.
Hym "That's exactly what it does. I am better than all of you. And the problem with YOUR PROBLEM with fascism... Is if you wanted the genocide in Gaza to stop today... A rousing round of fascism would get the job done immediately. Secondly firing that guy is a violation of his first amendment rights and, therefore, he should sue them immediately. Third, that wasn't my original conclusion and it existing at any point in time is what did it."
by Hym Iam July 27, 2025
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A phrase that is when you think someone is stupid and is not qualified for their job and you could do that something better and you already know what
Guy1: i just watched the movie aladdin i think its a good childrens movie that doesnt have a deep message
Guy2: well i watched it and its clearly critical of how poverty and the lower class are treated in egypt I should do what you do, And you should clean my balls
by Hugeballguy May 31, 2024
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what a sham

You forgot to add an e at the end of sham
“What a sham!”
Did you mean what a shame?”
God damnit I forgot the e.”
by A human I guess April 22, 2022
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What the Dawg Doin?

A popular phrase used in multiple meanings:

1) When a person wants to know what the dog is actually doing
2) When a dog acts like a “dawg” more than a dog
3) When the homies got that “Dawg” in him (starts playing Lil Baby song)

4) An actual nickname I call my dog
#1 My friend: “Yo is that my dawg???”

Me: “What the dawg doin?”

#2 Friend: “Look at this cute dog real quick”

Me: “What the dawg doin?”
by PastaLaVista September 24, 2023
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What The Fent

when something is so far beyond "what the fuck" it becomes "what the fent"

the better way to say what the fuck
guy 1: "what the fent just happened"

guy 2: "what did you just say bro?

guy 1: its my new way to say "what the fuck"
by Anabanana_lamagamagoo March 17, 2025
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what a shitter

A phrase used to express an extremely dissatisfying situation.
Friend 1: Dude, Vanessa wouldn't let me fuck last night
Friend 2: Oh man, what a shitter
by MistaDudeMan April 4, 2017
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