shaved monkey sex

driving a monkey-shaped convertible that is clean.

shaved monkey sex is so fun on route 66.

by hoehoefromdawg March 14, 2007

That’s my little monkey

A thing single moms say before showing someone who didn’t ask a picture of their child.

*waiting for meeting to start*
Fat Chick: That’s my little monkey *shows phone to co-worker*
Co-Worker: …

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 6, 2023

Purple Monkey Dishwasher

When somebody reaches down their pants, rubs their hand around on their privates and brings it back up to their nose for a sniff. Usually checking to see if their balls need a cleaning before going out for the night

"Bro, did you just see that?"
"Yeah man he just purple monkey dishwashered himself, that kid is gross"

by Chuckster2020 February 5, 2010

bohemian butt monkey

is a wierd person who just buggs u and u whant them to shut up they ware wierd odd clothes sit in the middle of a park and read with out moving for and hour or they have a duche bag mohawk and love pink so use this vary thoughful word in ur every day laguge and amaze your friends

the queer with the gay mohawk is a bohemain butt monkey!!!!

by unknown June 11, 2006

Rainbow butt monkey

A derogatory term used for African-American homosexuals

An African American man parading around in chaps at a gay pride parade

Hey look it's an rainbow butt monkey

by Ladies Man 627 November 22, 2018

beat your monkey

to mastrabate in a male manner

"go beat your monkey jack" said richie

by meatbeater235 March 6, 2010

donkey monkey stretch

The act of sexual dominance during copulation by Rob towards Gwen; hey guys 'I donkey monkey stretched Gwen last night' (high fives all round)

I'm not sure what I did with Gwen and her head phones, but we sure as hell had a donkey monkey stretch!

by Wezwez January 15, 2014