zimbabwe hand grenade

Smashing a closed beer bottle on the ground and yelling FIRE!!!

Jeff got thrown out of the bar last night for throwing several zimbabwe hand grenades.

by ToolHandle December 4, 2017

gamer hands

when your hand get so cold you can type/click. usually the hand you use your mouse with.

"fuck bro i got gamer hands" proceeds to blow on hand to warm it up

by d0m7n7ck August 21, 2020

Eyes and the hands

The art form of giving someone the looks and telling them to fuck off with the hands. Or you can say something dumb and get the hands. The eyes coming when someone says something that bamboosel's you.

When dylan poppleten came outside with his underwear on. Mikey and banks looked at him like a jack ass and hit him with the eyes and the hands and it almost blew him back.

by Michael Paulchel April 30, 2011

Invisible Hand

The supernatural force that magically turns down the difficulty dial whenever you're spectating someone else.

"Seriously? This guy one taps me but whiffs every shot on our random?"

"That's the invisible hand at work."

by Poop McStinky November 5, 2024

Hand Tossed Tuna Salad

Female counterpart to a rusty trombone whereas a female receives a rim job and gets fingered at the same time by the same person.

Somehow I ended up giving her a hand tossed tuna salad when I was trying to get a rusty trombone.

by Giblet Biscuit April 30, 2019

fire hand

Fire hand is when a person has capsaicin oil on their hand(s) then proceeds to use that hand for manual stimulation of genitals.

He made a dinner with plentiful jalepenos, then proceeded to finger his girlfriend after eating. The fire hand burned brightly, but the couple fought through the sting.

by Slade_TK December 9, 2018

hand brand

when someone slaps you (usually one the upper back) so hard it leaves a red and upraised imprint.

the imprint of a ferocious slap.

"look at my back! jerry hit me!"

"hahaha you have a hand brand!"

by panda porn December 17, 2011