fart guard

A guard that u put up to keep the fart away and out of fabrics

We put down fart guard down to keep jacks fart away

by Sporty75 March 6, 2022

Fart

A very funny word that people love to shout out in vicious fits of rage.

Greg said, "FART!!!"

by bemshapiiro November 19, 2020

Ew did you just fart?

An excuse when someone is talking for a long time and you want it to stop.

Martin: (talking about some bs for 2 minutes)

Chris: ew did you just fart?

Everyone In The Room: (covers their noses)

by urfacexddddd March 10, 2020

Fart and Furious

the aftermath of an unsuccessful fart

That chili made me race to the bathroom Fart and Furious.

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it October 29, 2020

Wet Fart

When you think you're gonna fart, but you end up 'farting' out massive amounts of diarrhea.

Oh Dude! Dave had a MASSIVE wet fart at the party yesterday! It got all over the floor!

by Claustrophobic Teletubbie January 14, 2021

Fart Nickel Butt

When you fart and theres a nickel up your butt

Bruzz1: "Theres A nickel in my butt and I just farted"
Bruzz 2 "Are you Nickel Butt farting rn?"
Huzz: Hawk Tuah!

Fart Nickel Butt

by FartNikelButter December 29, 2024

Friendly fart

A particular instance of flatulence that is welcoming and produces no negative side effects in children and small animals upon exposure.

When my traditional family entered THE RADIO SHACK, the cashier emitted a raucous, yet friendly fart. We all giggled in a christian-like manner, which then led to a wonderful discussion on how the flatulence reminded us all of watching the Hallmark Channel with our Grandmothers.

by JP_for_real_this_time October 27, 2021