Men are from mars, women are from venus. You have a pussy, I have a penis. Let me shoot my rocket in your black hole!

Men are from mars, women are from venus. You have a pussy, I have a penis. Let me shoot my rocket in your black hole!

A childrens nursery rhyme aimed at teaching people how to fuck.

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by Thlayli February 22, 2003

Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis.

A Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis is basically a Jewish man who wears a traffic cone; generally used in road work and diverting traffic, on his head which is the uppermost region of the human body. Whilst he masturbates his penis on the side of a Downtown LA street while 6 to 8 Muslims from the local mosque watch him smother ham on his penis

Jew 1: did you hear that Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis.
Jew 2: No.

by JewishCock August 21, 2021

Penis

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"Your penis is so big"

by Trish.Una May 5, 2021

penis sighting

a moment of real terror for most people, knowing too much about a close one's body.

"why is alex crying"
"oh a penis sighting"

by wonderfullydead October 25, 2015

Alligator Penis

To possess a pair of perfectly round and free of hair testicles.

Damn, bro, your father’s the biggest alligator penis i’ve seen in my entire life!

by arxhangel July 22, 2023

penis

you know, that dangly thing between your legs if you're a man? the one you piss out of? the one you CUM out of?

Person 1: yo look at my penis
Person 2: Why are you even asking me to do that?

by Charuzu March 27, 2023

Penis

The penis is a male body part in-between your legs, some call it a muscle and some call it a bone. There are a thousand different slang named for the Penis, but I can't list them all. It is used to reproduce and create new life, however, some use the penis to masturbate or pleasure themselves or other individuals. It is also considered a "Private Part" Meaning you should not expose it to anybody without their consent!

guy: "Im a boy, so I have a penis"
girl: "Good for you mate"

by We can officially be friends. June 28, 2024