Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis.

A Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis is basically a Jewish man who wears a traffic cone; generally used in road work and diverting traffic, on his head which is the uppermost region of the human body. Whilst he masturbates his penis on the side of a Downtown LA street while 6 to 8 Muslims from the local mosque watch him smother ham on his penis

Jew 1: did you hear that Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis.
Jew 2: No.

by JewishCock August 21, 2021

penis tumbler

is a guy who tumbles with his penis i.e. masterbation or a stupid person

that guy is such a penis tumbler

by fmak779 August 4, 2009

Penis Fly Trap

A girl can trick any man into hooking up with her, even if she is not very attractive. She is at her strongest when alcohol is present within the enviorment.

Doug: Noooo way man you didnt hook up with her again?

Garret: Man that ho be a penis fly trap!

by Raztastic Voyage September 26, 2009

Penis-Crocker

The term used for a hugely nice penis. Usually associated with the wird jordan if you look it up. Girls love it and gets alot of action. For action you want one for one of your three wishes ;)

Ahh,,, Shall we have abit of Penis-Crocker fun?

by J/O/R/D/A/N April 20, 2010

Penis Insertable

A crevice or hole in which a penis is able to be inserted.

Yo dude, that chicks vagina was so smooth and penis insertable last night.

by semanateher April 21, 2011

Penis Whackers

Short Shorts on a man. When women wear it they call it coochie cutters. When guys wear short shorts it's called penis whackers.

Girl #1: "omg look at that guy's shorts!"
Girl#2: " OMG those are such penis whackers."

by xXChelseaElizabethxX December 24, 2010

penecular penis

penecular penis, is a penis that is shaped in a wavy form, such as wavy hair. But instead of being wavy hair, you have a wavy penis, in other words penecular penis

Girl 1- Did you see that guys penis? Girl 2- Ya! it was very wavy Girl 1- You mean a penecular penis? Girl 2- Yes!

by Alfred50 August 5, 2010