life is two dates and a dash

When you go on a date with a women and on the second date you get her pregnant so you make a run for it.

On my second date I got my girl pregnant so I moved to Canada.

life is two dates and a dash

by Dem guy January 29, 2019

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Joke of a life time

When a whore ass bitch giving you oral. You tell her a joke as you cum. So it comes out the nose.

Know that bitch Stacy from the party last night. Yeah I have that bitch a “joke of a life time”

by MoneyEater69 September 19, 2020

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Peak of life

joy of successful future

I feel happy about my peak of life.

by Michael Donnell Graham Jr. October 15, 2019

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life

Life is what you chose it to be. Your life is in your own hands and will carry out one purpose, your purpose and once you have completed that purpose you have no more worries or regret.

If death is like the wind. What is life.

by Purpose Dream life death September 7, 2016

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it's a good life

A saying that a person will say if the conversation isn't going well, or if he/she doesn't have anything else to say because you left them having in the conversation.

"Yeah, that was fun."
"Yep."
"...it's a good life."

by Pineapple apple pen May 31, 2017

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