Ketchup is basically monkey

If you think about it... just think about it

Ketchup is basically monkey
U can stove bott of em up yo ass

by Dankulator July 13, 2020

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shaved monkey sex

driving a monkey-shaped convertible that is clean.

shaved monkey sex is so fun on route 66.

by hoehoefromdawg September 28, 2003

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That’s my little monkey

A thing single moms say before showing someone who didn’t ask a picture of their child.

*waiting for meeting to start*
Fat Chick: That’s my little monkey *shows phone to co-worker*
Co-Worker: …

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 06, 2023

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Purple Monkey Dishwasher

When somebody reaches down their pants, rubs their hand around on their privates and brings it back up to their nose for a sniff. Usually checking to see if their balls need a cleaning before going out for the night

"Bro, did you just see that?"
"Yeah man he just purple monkey dishwashered himself, that kid is gross"

by Chuckster2020 February 05, 2010

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bohemian butt monkey

is a wierd person who just buggs u and u whant them to shut up they ware wierd odd clothes sit in the middle of a park and read with out moving for and hour or they have a duche bag mohawk and love pink so use this vary thoughful word in ur every day laguge and amaze your friends

the queer with the gay mohawk is a bohemain butt monkey!!!!

by unknown April 21, 2005

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