Balkan Breakfast

When those TikTok assholes thinks they're doing it right

Asshole 1 : Look guys! I'm eating Balkan Breakfast!
Some random dude in the comments : stfu that ain't the Balkan Breakfast you absolute foolish nigga

by shiiishkebab December 8, 2024

Barry Breakfast

Egg, Bacon, Chips, Wors, Mushrooms, Cheese Bun

Would you like a Barry Breakfast?
Yes Please.

by whatsyournamedelicate January 21, 2025

Louisiana Breakfast Bowl

A Louisiana breakfast bowl is where your partner keeps a butt plug in their ass hole for 2 days and then after they pull it out you pour biscuits and gravy in it and eat it out

My wife gave me a Louisiana breakfast bowl last night.

by perk30epstein January 16, 2026

Boonsboro Breakfast Bowl

When you crack an egg in someone’s anus as lubricant, than proceed to ejaculate. The person squats over top of you and farts the contents back out.

That girl should work at IHOP after that world class, Boonsboro Breakfast Bowl she gave me in bed this morning.

by Pax Wilder January 31, 2026

Jake Breaking

The urgent sprint to the bathroom when a bowel movement is moments away, during which involuntary, drawn-out farts act as a natural braking system—slowing the runner down just enough to avoid completely shitting themselves.

• “Man took off down the hallway but hit some serious jake breaking near the stairs.”
• “After that gas station burrito, it was nothing but jake breaking all the way home.”

by Mr. Curlez711 February 20, 2026

Axe breaker

A slur targeted to villagers in Minecraft can be used on anyone or anything. It means to waste time

It originated when I was rolling mending and my axe broke and I claimed “this damn axe breaker”

Axe breaker; a waste of time

That girl is an Axe Breaker, she’ll take your money then leave.

by KingOfTheCasells March 7, 2026

Camus breakfast

a Camus breakfast is defined as watching the sun rise while drinking a strong black coffee and smoking a cigarette. Some variations can be made depending on the type of coffee and tobacco product, such as a “stranger breakfast” having a coffee with milk instead of black.

Hudson spent all night drinking and decided to cap the night with a Camus breakfast.

by Phillip. S March 2, 2025