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Hands off my squirrel food

A phrase you say to a bitch (or to a guy if ur a fag) meaning for them to not touch your nuts.
No bitch you cannot suck my dick tonight. Hands off my squirrel food.
by Money MT May 19, 2010
mugGet the Hands off my squirrel foodmug.

hand seal

A silly imitation of a seal with one's hands.
by blahblah19212 May 13, 2014
mugGet the hand sealmug.

Hande

a hot,smart,beautiful,strong independent woman usually tukish or middle eastern and a great kisser
hande is so beautiful
by turkishgirlwitharabicroots October 17, 2018
mugGet the Handemug.

Keep Your Cane Hand Strong

Keep Your Cane Hand Strong is a movement dedicated to serving the blind and visually impaired community empowering individuals with knowledge as well as the skills necessary to be self-reliant and interdependent.
Charlie told Sammy to Keep Your Cane Hand Strong when he was upset about his blindness.
by The Brassknucklebeauty October 17, 2021
mugGet the Keep Your Cane Hand Strongmug.

Restroom jazz hands

The various motions people use trying to get the hand air dryer to start in a public restroom.
Man, that guy made restroom jazz hands for over a minute before he figured out the air dryer didn't work.
by The Pirate of Pissants August 27, 2013
mugGet the Restroom jazz handsmug.

Lemon Hand Grenade

A lemon hand grenade is a lemon, which someone cuts the top off of, hollows out, and then ejaculates into, and then re-seals. After the re-sealing of the cum filled lemon, you shove it halfway in a woman's vagina or asshole, and then punch the rest in, resulting in the lemon exploding inside of the woman.
"I just emptied half my fruit bowl trying to give my girl a Lemon Hand Grenade!"
by TuffDealer420 June 16, 2025
mugGet the Lemon Hand Grenademug.

hands

Hands. Just like the one you (probably) have. They're full of germs and they touch things they're not supposed to.
"Oh my god..i have..hands.."
"Its 3am please just go to bed"
by luckyliquid September 29, 2023
mugGet the handsmug.

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