Poop Acid

The greatest substance created by man

When I die, I hope it is in poop acid

by Loinut August 5, 2020

shnoop and poop

thinking deeply while taking a FAT ahh shit

yo john u been in the bathroom for a while
john: oh yea my fault jit i was just having a shnoop and poop

by elongated guapanese January 2, 2024

Poop snake

A very long turd.

Scenario 1

Donald and James talk about what the blood sausage which has not been cut looks like.

Donald: That blood sausage looks like a big fockin BIIIIIIIIIIIG poop snake when uncut!
James: Dunnit mate! I bet it does look like a poop snake!
Donald: Aye, me fine fellow!

Scenario 2

Bill has to shit. It's a rather long one, but not long enough for the toilet, so he shits in the ground.

Bill: I gotta keep shitting... but I can't hold it longer.
Mark: You can do it man!
Bill: *keeps shitting until it stopped*
Mark: Wow, man! That was a long poop snake! :D

by Matt_The_Anime_Man January 7, 2021

poop

what comes out of your moms ass

she shit poop

by Virginated Spookz June 12, 2021

Poop

The crap that comes out of your butt tonight

I took a poop mommy

by Puppies for life May 18, 2021

Deer Poop

That one person you see everywhere and you do not know why.

I saw my deer poop again! Remember barbecue guy? I saw him at the chinese restaurant!

by Kingdom Miracle November 29, 2020

And I Poop-

Not a phrase used by the vscos, its a phrase used by people ironically or people who dislike the vsco girls but still have the urge to say it. Used in situations randomly.

"Holy shit! I just dropped my phone!"

-"And I poop-"

by Ashley TIsadle November 10, 2019