Klondike like Leto John

When someone looks like a familiar celebrity that you can’t quite put your finger on

The guy who wrote rocket man Klondike like Leto John

by Realfactd May 30, 2023

John

The most amazing and perfect person you will ever meet. A little bit shy and anti social but really charismatic. Treats his girlfriend like an actual princess and is a total gentleman and would never hurt her. Really strong and handsome with a beautiful smile and the most wonderful eyes.

He will be cold towards you the first time he talks to you but eventually he will warm up. Cold to strangers, a sweetheart to the one he loves. Funny and really intelligent, all around just perfect and..
The man of my dreams

Girl 1:" you can be so lucky to call John yours! He is such a gentleman"

Girl 2:"i know, he is perfect"

by AnnieHHHH March 22, 2017

john pumpkin

A person that is really bad, stupid or beta

That knigger is a John pumpkin

by Will F24 December 11, 2018

National F1P John Pork Day

On the National F1P John Pork Day,every F1P students will go to the John Pork Bah Kuh Teh and eat his tasty meat.

Belle have eaten 20 pounds of bah kuh teh during the National F1P John Pork Day.

by notweezheexuan June 14, 2023

John Cathey

The boy with beautiful blue eyes, messy brown hair, and has a loving heart that is of teenager age range and striving to become successful in life and has an Instagram@jcathey123. He is single and wants to find someone with a good heart cute face, and supports him.

John Cathey is amazing.

by jcgotmoves May 29, 2020

foxy john moment

a really epic and hot thing that makes every sane person orgasm. foxy john is a very hot man that makes all girls cum

OMG PRINCE PHILIP DIED WHAT A FOXY JOHN MOMENT

by therealfoxyjohn April 25, 2021

John Snowball

John Snowball is a very sexy person. He is a bi-sexual queen and he has a very sexy voice. John has got bright blue hair which makes him stand out in the crowd and all of the attention goes to him. Without John Snowball, we would all be lost! Mr Snowball is also very famous and young adolescents admire him for who he is.

Person A: ‘did you watch John Snowball’s live last night?’
Person B: ‘yes! He is just amazing!’

by Nigha Vill May 8, 2022