Soak King 

A Noble man with a high character and pristine moral compass that is beyond repute. Bestowed this gift from on high, he used his carnal knowledge to create a legal circumvention for those who seek the pleasures of the flesh before marriage. It took him years of remote isolation to have the epiphany that created soaking. He then traveled the globe proselytizing to the world's believers his new-found invention: soaking.

The Soak King saved my life with his invention of soaking. Without him, my girlfriend and I would have gone to hell. All hail the BSD (BIG SOAK DADDY).

Soak King by Soak King Historian January 12, 2024

Lacey king

Lacey king is a amazing person, she’s always there for you and she’s just the best thing that will happen to you she’s beautiful in every way and is just perfect

“Your so perfect you must be a Lacey King”

Lacey king by Jayc223 January 13, 2024

Moonrise kingdom 

You roll down your car window and put your cheeks out to take a shit

Yo I really need to use the bathroom, lemme open the window to do a moonrise kingdom

Moonrise kingdom by Doxon January 17, 2024

Moonrise kingdom 

When you roll down your window or do it for a friend to stick your butt out to take a shit

Yo lemme do a moonrise kingdom real quick, so open the windows

Moonrise kingdom by Doxon January 17, 2024

short king 

a man named fil who’s a short king

oh just to let you know i’m a short king

short king by jesuswith12 January 20, 2024

Void King 

The overlord over everything that is considered to be part of or tainted by the Void. He is looking forward to entering into the real world and becoming the overlord over all you stupid homo-sapians so sing praise to the god among gods and the enduring emptiness of the void. The Void is of all and all is of the Void.

The Void king is my favorite Divine being we should all worship him.
The Void king's religion is that of Voidism.

Void King by Ether, The Void king. January 23, 2024

Davis King

A person that believes in white supremacy. But is also gay, loves to take it up the stink. Has a record for lasting the longest on top of cowboy.

I think that I am also a Davis King.

Davis King by anonymous January 28, 2024