Dutch Hand

the act of farting in your hand and throwing it at another person

person 1: what’s that bad smell??
person 2: i just hit you with the dutch hand ahahahahah

by drake_lover.123 November 4, 2024

Beware of the Hand (That Bites)

"Beware of the hand (that bites)" is the opposite of "Don't bite the hand that feeds you." It means to be wary of some people, especially those who can make a situation worse. Tony John coined this phrase.

Person 1: should we involve him? he might make matters worse.

Person 2: Beware of the hand (that bites).

by Tony John April 30, 2023

Extra hand shove

Where you have to give someone something but you don't want too. So,when you put it in there hand you push it back much more than is necessary to show that you resent doing it.

When he payed me back he gave me an extra hand shove.

by Judge dredd7 February 11, 2012

rhubarb hand

Provincial idiom for getting caught red-handed. Guilty of something.

Jimmy Ray insisted that he had nothing to do with the The great pie heist, but we knew he had rhubarb hand all over it.

by etymologingishard July 7, 2022

Hospital hands

A response when someone asks if you have a free hand...which u reply "No... But I got hospital hands." And when they ask what's that you say "I can give u my hands but it will cost you a hospital visit

When someone asks if you have a free hand you respond no I got hospital hands. And when they ask what that means you say I can give u my hands but it will cost you a hospital visit

by Steezmiester January 12, 2022

Polish Hand Grenade

Throwing a urine filled condom onto someone.

John had performed coitus with his ex-wife and woke up to take a piss, to his alarm the condom was still on his penis, he let it fill up and tied a knot in it and lobbed (the polish hand grenade) at his still sleeping ex-wife, a moment of clarity in this time of shame.

by anonymous August 8, 2024

Second-hand therapy

When a girl dates a guy who needs therapy, so she ends up going to therapy herself. It means that motherducker is receiving second-hand therapy.

I gotta find a girl in therapy, so I can release all of my anger onto her without feeling guilty. She can just release it back onto her therapist. I ain't paying $120 an hour. I use second-hand therapy.

by Stipebengalka December 15, 2021