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Dick Whipping

1. A quick reveal of ones dick in the suggestion of eminent intercourse.

2. Using your dick as a whip.
Once I got home with Juliet the first thing that happened was dick whipping.
by wickdipper December 15, 2011
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Sweater Dick

Much like whiskey dick, but in this case it is when you lose your hard-on while railing some chick because she wont take her top off during sex.
I am tired of rocking on top of you with your shirt on. I have nothing to look at, you are giving me major sweater dick.
by EddieTheNet April 23, 2009
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urb dick

Urb Dick is an abreviation for "urban dictionary" and is used when not wanting to complete all six syllabyls. it also gives you permission to say 'dick' on a regular basis.
Person A: Hey have you checked the new word of the day?
Person B: Duh, I check it every day on urb dick.
by bamfstat101 March 30, 2010
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Dick splint

An apparatus used so that a flaccid dick can be used for sex
I couldn't get it up so I made a dick splint
by Bagosh October 18, 2010
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dick jumper

A girl who dates alot of guys, and when they break up she finds another boy to talk to the next day.
Damnn...she just broke up with her boyfriend and now shes talking to another guy already?!?!?! What a dick jumper!!
by ilovedickjumpers June 4, 2009
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dick and duck

To sleep with someone and then leave quickly that night/the next morning and/or avoid them at all costs afterward. Primarily a male action.
Guy 1: Did you know that girl we just passed?
Guy 2: Uh yeah but I sort of had to dick and duck her, so I didn't want to say hello.
by wjcynx1 March 2, 2010
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Dick gazer

A person who deliberately stares at a man's penis in a urinalysis to make sure they are not using a device to get clean urine. Simular to a "pecker checker."
"dude I was so uncomfortable in my piss test. Mr Greenspan was being a real dick gazer."
by bigfish951 August 12, 2009
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