irks my nerves

To piss off, grind the gears of, makes one twitch just thinking about the issue.

It really irks my nerves when someone smacks a random girls ass.

You know what irks my nerves? Going to school, being greeted with the 7th Grade Twilight Fan-girl made posters announcing how soon New Moon is coming out in theaters.

by My lolwut? October 20, 2009

shitting on my face?

A phrase/response reserved only for situations that are so totally absurd, you would actually be less surprised if someone was physically shitting on your face.

"Excuse me, I just need to pay my registration..."

"Sir, like I just told everyone... You need to go to window 3, get form B and 36F, fill them out, then come back here and I'll give you a number so you can wait in line and we'll get you processed."

"Are you shitting on my face?"

by iwaslikeyohowdathappen July 7, 2010

drop my junk

to excrete or defecate, particularly by shitting or pooping

Pull over at this rest stop, man, I gotta drop my junk.

by Rob Lovering July 25, 2008

Oh My Emperor

a phrase used by fans of Warhammer 40,000 as a substitute for "Oh My God". refers to the god emperor of mankind being the main deity for the imperium of man in the Warhammer 40,000 universe

"Oh My Emperor, i've never seen so many dice come up 1's in my life"

"did you see my tau fire warriors take down a khornate demon prince in close combat? Oh my Emperor that was lucky"

by ninjaboy January 20, 2008

Throw it in my dumper

Phrase often used by Western Michigan University girls who are well studied in the language of porn. These women delight in the insertion of the male phalus into their rectum for pleasureable reasons.

I gave my virginity to Dave last night. He pounded my womanhood with great gusto, so I invited him to throw it in my dumper. I don't know why, but he started laughing so hard, he fell off the bed. We broke up right after.

I need a man who enjoys throwing it in my dumper.

by Slim_Pickins November 9, 2007

pardon my drip

Excuse me, my drip is too much for you to handle.

Ready my hip, pardon my drip, reach in my pocket I pull out your bitch.

by kingofdrip December 28, 2018

Thats my boy

A fucked up movie about a teacher and student getting horny ._.

Little Bob: I just saw "Thats My Boy" help me :D

by Someone I guess? June 20, 2018