hand-me-down retarded

Not to be confused with someone with mental or physical handicaps that they have no control over, The person or persons who are eligible for this elite title have achieved such a high level of being a retard/idiot/all-a-round horrible human being-ism that can only be achieved through a long generational line of retards for parents/grandparents/etc...the kind of family tree that started when two people have been in a loving relationship since they got together in "home-school"
I cant stand that guy, he's a bigger idiot than his old man...that whole family is hand-me-down retarded!!
by Dr. Barry N. McKockner iii January 23, 2025
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Shovel in hand

Replying to someone with, " Shovel in hand", means you can dig it. (I agree, I understand, I like it)
(statement) We have to be at work earlier today because we didn't finish yesterday's load!

(Reply) Shovel in hand, I'll be there.
by Ja'vae December 14, 2023
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Grandma's Hands

Sexual act when you masturbate, cum, let it dry on your hand, then masturbate again.
Grandma's Hands: Jerking off into your hands then letting it dry and doing it again
by thepiecemaka July 30, 2010
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two hand slam

Two hand slam is the act of pleasuring ones self with both hands vigorously. Commonly done by males with an average penis size to make them think it's bigger than it actually is. If one is fortunate enough to receive said two hand slam it will be a very memorable experience and cause you to only pleasure yourself with it from here on out
Guy 1: Man, both of my forearms are super sore

Guy 2: Bro, it's gotta be from all the jerking off

Guy 1: No its not that...
Guy 2: Once you get used to the two hand slam your forearms won't hurt anymore. Trust me
by Two hand slammer October 10, 2017
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one handed jousting

One handed jousting is the solo act of a male human self-pleasuring though the act of masturbation.
"Bet you were one handed jousting that image of Tanya last night."
by Farfox5 November 07, 2014
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A saying to tell shut up when they are getting impatient for their money
Give me my share! Finish the damn job! Shut your mouth, give me your hand
by what do i care 125 October 02, 2020
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ELMO HANDS

The hands elmo makes when he’s like ‘i don’t know’. It’s a shrug and only official when it comes from elmo
Dude you gonna smash tonight… is she into you or what? :::elmo hands:::
by Elmohandz December 24, 2021
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