Just Friends 

"Lets just be friends"....Translation: "I don't just want you to mourn the loss; I want to remind you of it every day. I want you to suffer. I want you to envy. I want you to die slowly, a bit at a time. And I want you to smile and thank me for it."

Guy: I love you hun!

Girl: Me to ^_^

*five minutes later*

Girl: I think we need to get to know each other better, lets just be friends

Guy: Just Friends? *dismay*

Just Friends by xXxOutCastxXx August 30, 2008

Friendly Wank 

To wank over someone who you don't particularly fancy but would totally fuck.

Max: oh i would.
Joe: you wouldn't...
Max: i would totally friendly wank over mrs powell.
Joe: our english teacher?
Max: yeah
Joe: dude she's 43...

Friendly Wank by pimpsonnymax March 3, 2009

National best friends day

Is on June 8th , National best friends day is a day to celebrate your best friend or friends it’s a day to thank your friends that there in your life and been there for you .

national best friends day is the best day to appreciate your best friend or friends.

National best friends day by sxpreme.ginggy November 10, 2019

Family Friendly Noose Song 

The best and most educational song on the Internet. The song is by Rusty Cage. It teaches you how to tie a noose and what to use a noose for.

I love the Family Friendly Noose Song!

Family Friendly Noose Song by Bitcharoux November 24, 2018

Two pretty best friends 

The two pretty best friends saying was originally a tiktok video by @jayrscottyy and he says “ i ain’t never seen two pretty best friends, it’s always one of em gotta be ugly” meaning he’s jokingly saying there can’t be two pretty best friends in the duo..

Liam: Wow she’s pretty

Jake: i bet her best friend isn’t

Liam: Why?
Jake: i any never seen two pretty best friends

Two pretty best friends by Coconutapple November 5, 2020

dope fiend yoke 

when niggas owe you drug money, you "yoke them up", consisting of one arm around the neck, and the other arm a half-nelson, shaking their arm so that they pay what they owe. BITCH

*Northdeer*: "Yo, that nigguh was illin', stuntin' like his daddy, so i dope fiend yoked him up."

Leroy: "Damn yo, trillz. You earf him? Make that cudi pay up."

*Northdeer*: "Representin' for the gangstas across the world."

dope fiend yoke by AndyMerksNiggas August 18, 2009

fiendin' 

to have an intense craving, hankering, or desire for something.

After not being with a woman for nearly 9 months, I was fiendin' for a slice of that poontang pie!

fiendin' by weave March 20, 2003