shit jacked

F*ked up beyond all recognition...
Totally messed up and looks like shit.

Ex: "Look at that methhead he is totally shit jacked!"
"Hey look at that girl I almost didn’t recognize her, it’s Tiffany. Meth has her all shit jacked"

by BearJew70 January 11, 2018

Chicken Shit

When one trusts thy fart too much and a little bit of poop squirts out. Similar to spouts.

Natalia: Oh jeez do you smell that??
Katelyn: Yeah my roommate had another chicken shit and pulled a stink-eyed hippo.
Natalia: Why does she always have the spouts?!?!?!

by dan_gleewang January 11, 2021

Shit hooker

Someone who pedals shit, sells junk. Hence the name shit + hooker.

There's some shit hooker selling fake sunglasses in the parking lot!

by Woodpimp January 19, 2018

shit-smelling

One who likes to smell t3h shit.

Honey, that shit-smelling creep is at our dumpster again! I'm calling the cops!

by Esa4 September 12, 2019

Shit toe

When your feet are cold and you want to put them between your spouse's legs to warm them up and you accidentally stick your toes up their ass hole

I think I just got shit toed.

by Zarski32 September 24, 2018

shit parachute

using a bundle of toilet paper to quiet one's shit while in a public restroom.

Sally: "I really need to take a shit, but I don't want to use the public restroom. Everyone will hear me."

Frank: "No worries. Just make a shit parachute for it."

by FreeTupac August 27, 2013

blindside shit

A dump that comes from outta nowhere.

"I'm sorry I had to cut out so quick i had a blindside shit hit."

by scum_daddy November 17, 2014