A person of ill repute known for their sticky fingered thievery identifiable by their eyes being unable to both look at the same thing at the same time. Like mortgages, ones fixed, ones variable.
Mortgage eyes Deano stole that old ladies purse, when I questioned him about it he couldn’t look me in the eye
by Unclegripper December 27, 2022
Get the Mortgage eyesmug. A structural/support-column of varying size --- i.e., ranging anywhere from a simple length of 1X3 strapping all the way up to a bleepin' GIANT SEQUOIA trunk, depending on how big a hypocrite someone is --- located in the orbital-cavity of many humans, particularly sniffy-arrogant tongue-cluckers and overly-critical finger-waggers who squintingly notice minute specks of sawdust in other people's eyes.
It should be unnecessary to actually purchase much if any framing-lumber to build a new church; one initially only needs to invite large numbers of people to come to an outdoor service in a vacant lot, and then just cast out all their eye-beams and stack them up in a huge pile at once side of the lot... as we all know, the bulk of church-attendees are major hypocrites, anyway, and so there should be no shortage of 2X4 studs, 4X4 posts, floor-truss members, railroad-ties, etc. Extra points if you also ask each member of said congregation to bring a handful of nails; you should then be able to start construction immediately! And don't fret that said holy sanctum is being fabricated from sinful materials --- it's common knowledge that most churches were "built on hypocrisy" anyway, so you should be all good.
by QuacksO October 19, 2019
Get the eye-beammug. Used when a random fat guy sits beside you in a cafeteria and his fat meat frequently hits you and makes you rage.
Josh: My gosh why does his fat meat keep hitting me:
Kim Jong Un: Just give him the bitch-eye man, just bitch-eye him.
Kim Jong Un: Just give him the bitch-eye man, just bitch-eye him.
by Espirago May 5, 2021
Get the Bitch-eyemug. by mantis422 May 13, 2016
Get the Frog eyesmug. A Guyanese/West Indian idiom describing when someone is blatantly rude. The rude person is so offensive, it is as if they do not believe the other person has any sense or ability to retaliate.
Also works in forms like "eyes passed you"/"eyes passed me"/"eyes passed them" etc.
Also works in forms like "eyes passed you"/"eyes passed me"/"eyes passed them" etc.
In the midst of gasoline companies being accused of price gouging and profiteering with gas being $5-$9 per gallon, the chief financial officer of BP says, "Certainly, it's possible that we're getting more cash than we know what to do with."
Man, these guys have their eyes passed people. They must not remember Kazakhstan.
Wu-Tang Clan Knuckleheadz intro
Man, these guys have their eyes passed people. They must not remember Kazakhstan.
Wu-Tang Clan Knuckleheadz intro
by Tesuji June 13, 2022
Get the Eyes passed peoplemug. by KittyGum May 11, 2023
Get the eyelash hanging from your eyemug. ichi ni san shi go fun toki doki han tou ne netai dono kono wa do deki nai oya su mi oya su mi oya su mi oyasssuuu oyasumi, oyasumi close your eyes and youll leave this dream oyasumi oyasumi I know that its hard to do
(*epic beat drop*) etc.
(*epic beat drop*) etc.
by Soulless_pacifist9594 March 1, 2024
Get the close your eyes youll be here soonmug.