Hurting yourself 10 times in 3 hours

A very smart hot clumsy person there name starts with m most the time

Hey I need to invest in bubble wrap cause you keep hurting yourself 10 times in 3 hours

by Mack is hot April 19, 2022

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DIE DIE DIE ITZ MUFFIN TIME

a muffin that wants to die commonly referenced in asdfmovie

ohhh i hope that muffin is a DIE DIE DIE ITZ MUFFIN TIME

by ItZyOmAmA December 03, 2020

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I don’t wanna waste my time

I don’t wanna waste my time meaning

When someone is being impatient and just needs the other persons love and time

And wants to know if they will be by your side.

I don’t wanna waste my time I want you by my side

by Sandtoes December 07, 2020

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When's the last time you jerked off?

A male version of: "when's the last time you had your period?"

Can be used in a situation when a guy gets moody because he hasn't jerked off or had sex in awhile. (AKA Man period)

Guy: Man,I'm so fucking pissed off right now!!!

Random person: dude,when's the last time you jerked off?

by ALL DAT ROOM THO?! November 14, 2020

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