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what are you brand new?

1) The phrase “What are you Brand New ?” Is used to call out someone who doesn’t understand common jokes or sayings.

2) A friend or person with infantile behavior like spilling beverages or dropping iPhones.
Friend : * Walks into Bar and knocks over a beverage tray*

Him: “Dude, What are you Brand New?”
by Dohm M November 12, 2017
mugGet the what are you brand new?mug.

new jersey pine

When you probe gabes asshole with a mike and Ike
Yo I just gave your mom a New Jersey pine
by YoooBoiii May 5, 2014
mugGet the new jersey pinemug.

new

NEW as in just got example:3 friends went to the mall and bought NEW clothes it was BRAND NEW cause they JUST GOT it.
by katkakes June 16, 2021
mugGet the newmug.

unhappy new year

when it’s not 2020, it’s actually 2009 (the worst year of ur life) and ur SOBBING
it’s 2009 again!!! im screamimg!!!! it’s an unhappy new year!!!!!
by headless hotdog December 31, 2019
mugGet the unhappy new yearmug.

New beginning

The act of sticking a thumb in a mans butt directly after receiving a happy ending from a woman... probably at a massage parlor... a happy ending should always be followed by a new beginning.
That massage parlor promised a happy ending but it also came with a new beginning... get it came?...
by Affinity in infinity June 19, 2021
mugGet the New beginningmug.

Laila from New Mexico

She is beautiful a$$ F**k and will steal your heart but is the pure definition of a buttwipe from Mexican I mean New Mexico damn auto correct
Laila from New Mexico is a buttwipe but damn why is she so good looking 😩
by YoungCock July 19, 2023
mugGet the Laila from New Mexicomug.

New Dad

Reference given to a new male in a single mothers life . As he is unsuspecting to his new role as new dad to her children this phrase is only ever noticed by the single mother and may cause a response that is angry in nature due to her failed ability to mate with the right male and have a stable family environment for her children like they should be
Hey new dad , can we not go to uncle Fergos this weekend please new dad ... last time he put his finger in my bum and he made me bleed .

Yo did you see Sarah’s kids new dad he is such a babe and I wish I had a new dad for my kids too
by Newdad January 5, 2019
mugGet the New Dadmug.

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