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poop o'clock

when it done did poop'd at a certain time its your poop o'clock
Jon - hey whats your usual poop o'clock?
Sam - oh arround 23:00
Jon - nice to know
by maxnellson March 31, 2024
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Poop O'clock

The time in which you usually take a poop.
jon - "hey whats your poop o'clock?"
sam - "oh its usually between 23:00 and 0:00"
jon - "nice to know"
by maxnellson March 31, 2024
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poop maxing

When you mog your anus and clench it so the poop comes out super skinny.

A very difficult practice if you have constipation.

Poop maxing defines and chisels your buttocks, just like mewing.
Bro I just poop maxed, my buttcheeks look like michaelangelo's.

Bro your ass so flat, come poop max with me.

Hey bro, poop maxing feel hella good, first the poop comes out in a sliver when I clench my cheeks, and my buns get so strong bro, try it.
by Kittypoopy March 31, 2024
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Poop sock pussy

When you have a women shit in a sock then use it like a pocket pussy
"Aw man I love the poop sock pussy my wife left me last night"
by Milkyduds September 23, 2025
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Poop sock pussy

When you have someone (can do it yourself) poop in a sock and use it like a pocket pussy
"Man I love the poop sock pussy you let me use last night"
by Milkyduds September 23, 2025
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Poop knifing

The act of cutting your poop in half while shiting. This is done by clenching your anus with great force to separate the poop in half. Some people will jokingly say they can separate there
I had to start poop knifing due to the sheer length of my poop.
by Poop knifing September 24, 2025
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NPM / NO POOP MATTER

NPM, NO POOP MATTER is a parody "com" group of NLM,NO LIVES MATTER that vandilizies property and terrorizes people with poop

Created by Kore (poopsec)
You got poopxtorted by NPM / NO POOP MATTER??
by eqwplvcwqlqw September 30, 2025
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