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joe Drummond

A guy called this is incredibly book smart but also incredibly lazy. They're also incredibly afraid of lots of things including cycling on roads. Other suitable synonyms include Dweebo.
Where's Ben?

Oh he's still trying to get here from the surgical ward

That's only round the corner

I know right. What a joe Drummond
by Stickydragon January 15, 2024
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Joe Mama

Joe M4ma is Joe Swanson's African ancestor, who appeared in "Untitled Griffin Family History". He, like his descendant, is paraplegic, paralyzed from the waist down. In lieu of a wheelchair, he used a wild boar as his method of mobility. His best friends were Nate Griffin and Quagdingo. The three were captured by Cleveland from South Carolina, and brought to the American British colonies, along with Tobi, Ali Williams, and the African ancestors of Tom Tucker and Diane Simmons. It is unknown what became of Joe M4ma following the arrival in the new world. The status of the wild boar is unknown as well. His name is also used in a comedic manner. This joke is funny because "Joe" sounds like "Yo", a shortened street slang version of "Your", not to be confused with "Yo" being used as a slang term to greet a fellow person. Understanding this, we can take it that the name "Joe" is the set-up to the joke, as the person will likely ask for the surname of this "Joe" to distinguish which Joe they are referring to, at which point the response is "Joe M4ma". "M4ma" in this sense is a street slang reference to "Mother", as in: The mother of the person involved. This is funny as, when put together, the person has been told that the "Joe" was in-fact their own mother.
Do you know Joe?
Who's Joe?
Joe Mama! Lmao gottem!
by TiagoMama13 July 20, 2020
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south carolina sloppy joe

The sexual strategy where one person marinates his/hers ass in a bucket of feces and barbecue sauce for approximately 30 min. After the marination process, one person will eat the ass of the marinated individual, while the other will give oral to the gentilia in order to stimulate maximum pleasure.
Abd was unable to arise from his bed this morning because Chris and Trevor gave him a South Carolina Sloppy Joe.
by Anklebreaker71639 January 26, 2016
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Emmie Joe

Most beautiful woman in the world. Kind and warm-hearted. Hair like the sun, eyes like the stars in the northern lights and a smile to make the moon jealous. This amazin lady has been through hell and back and will still put all her effort into the things and people she loves. Shes a stubborn yet humble angel from heaven. One of the most hard working women you'll ever meet. Always keep your promises with her and make her smile. She will be your best friend and love of your life so long as you treat her right. Her lack of fucks to give and reckless additude will draw you in wanting more. Her kiss is the sweetest thing youll ever taste along with her soft touch to put your world at ease. She has a lot of love for those who earn it, but no one will ever be loved more than her animals. All it takes to please her are cows, dinosaurs and a nice juicy burger. Take care of your Emmie Joe.
"That's one wild woman"
"Shes my Emmie Joe"
by GrossGreenDino August 1, 2022
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Sleepy Joe

The act of having lazy, or tired sex with an individual
I was so tired and horny last night so we resorted to a sleepy joe.
by CluckieMcClucks October 21, 2021
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Joe Mama

The nice mother of joe who's a convicted felon with a criminal record of thirteen different accounts of arson and fourteen different accounts of murder.
by DRIEDDEIDEDEID September 11, 2021
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Joe

the gayest person you would ever meet. Does like girls only sometimes doesn’t know how to talk to them. Socially awkward
Look there’s Joe! And he’s not with anyone
by coolbeanslady12345 June 10, 2022
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