Hand sanitizer fact

When your statement is 99.9% a fact

Who needs to be smart when you’re funny, am I right?

That’s a hand sanitizer fact

by Hopscotch November 9, 2019

One hand covering half of the face in photos

This shows that you are homosexual. Many people will take pictures/selfies like that to show signs of homosexuality

*Takes selfie with one hand covering half of there face*
Friend: hey man why you always use one hand covering half of the face in photos
Them: oh becuase I am homosexual and part of the lgbtq+ and I just show my love for the lgbt community as I am part of it.
Friend: um- ok

by Symlover36 August 3, 2022

Farm Hand Job

The act of using a woman or man's hands covered in manure while stroking a man's penis.

Lucifer gives the best farm hand jobs!

by MoneyMakinMitch December 11, 2018

if I was any better I would be left handed and fishing

Just another day in paradise

”How are you doing?“
If I was any better I would be left handed and fishing

by Brugden April 4, 2024

Syphilis Hands

actively irritated, red legions on donald trump's meat-digits

When Casino Mobster waved to onlookers outside one of his 600 trials, all of Twitter noticed legions on The Former Guy #TFG hands, which gave birth to "Syphilis Hands" trending and lots of grossed out people who instantly needed eye bleach.

by Uncle Joosie January 17, 2024

Warming your hands under her laptop

Where you put your hands under his her crotch to warm them in a cold environment

Dude, stop warming your hands under her laptop, it looks awkward.

by DesertofSong January 13, 2011

Hand Fruit

A hand fruit is a fruit that you can hold with one single hand and that is distinct from that of larger fruits which require two hands to hold.

Paul: Hey Man, can you pass me that hand fruit?
Dan: Sure Bro, you mean a banana?
Paul: Yes Bro, except it sounds cooler! Try it out and your life will never be the same again! :)
Dan: Fuck Yeah Bro!

by PartyMonkey2000 March 29, 2024